فيلسوف

Woman philosopher
Asked one of the philosophers: How do you choose your wife?
He replied: I do not want a beautiful .. Desire, where else ..
Not ugly .. Vchmiz including myself ..
And not long .. Vorf have Cody ..
In short .. Vototi have my head .. ..
Not fat .. Thus closing off the outlets on the breeze ..
Not poor .. Vohsabha fantastic ..
And white .. Such as wax ..
Not black .. Like a ghost ..
Not ignorant .. Not understand me ..
Not educated .. Vtjadlni ..
Not rich .. Mali says this ..
Not poor .. Vishqy after that and I have ..**** امرأة الفيلسوف
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فأجاب : لا أريدها جميلة .. فيطمع فيها غيري..
ولا قبيحة.. فتشمئز منها نفسي..
و لا طويلة .. فأرفع لها هامتي..
ولا قصيرة .. فأطأطئ..لها رأسي ..
ولا سمينة.. فتسد علي منافذ النسيم..
ولا هزيلة.. فأحسبها خيالي..
ولا بيضاء.. مثل الشمع..
ولا سوداء.. مثل الشبح..
ولا جاهلة.. فلا تفهمني..
ولا متعلمة.. فتجادلني..
ولا غنية .. فتقول هذا مالي..
ولا فقيرة.. فيشقى من بعدها ولدي..

Husband philosopher



The philosopher said: I want to get married ..


If I married a poet .. Been hungry ..


And if she married an old man .. I lived between the children and if I were not married ..


And if married staff .. Hpsoni at home, and spent all day in his office ..


And if she married Vice .. Ohlkni his speeches and arguing ..


And if she married an officer .. Accent is even addressed me to say (I love you) ..


And if she marries a rich do not see superior wine ..


And if she married a merchant .. Left me alone in the house and spent all his time with women in the store ..


And if she married a sports .. Made me a puppet for the exercise and Hishmni ..


So I have no choice but to marry a policeman .. If we do nothing, and opposed it in I was able to satisfy a greeting ..